I shoot people.
I shoot people in the face.
I aim for their eye and pull the trigger.
Sometimes, I shoot them more than once to make sure I got ‘em.
And I get paid for it.
Babies, kids, families, pets, doesn’t matter. I will shoot them all in the face.

Oh, and most importantly, I don’t own a team jersey with some guy’s name and number on the back. I refuse to. If you are a kid, fine. I’m cool with that. But if you are an adult male and you have another man’s name on your back, I don’t know, it just doesn’t make sense to me…but, hey, I’m not judging.

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