My brother sent me an email a couple of months ago.
“The alumni newsletter wants to know what I have going on. Want to help me come up with some believable, yet still ridiculous lies to make me sound like a real asshole?”
Who can turn down that offer. So I helped out, he sent them along, and yesterday, those lies were published.
Ridiculous? Yes. Believable? Sort of. Sound like an asshole? You bet.