Gawker is reporting that the below Youtube video, which shows an eagle lifting a baby up in an attempt to take it to another land where babies and eagles are king, is a hoax.
I am here to tell you, that it is not a hoax. This video is real, and that eagle tried to take that baby.
Though Gawker makes some good points, I’ve got some better ones.
1. That baby was asking for it.
2. That eagle is a badass.
3. Eagles do whatever they want, and go wherever they want.
4. Babies whine and cry and can’t even feed themselves.
5. I need it to be real. Let me have this one.
Hope this issue is settled.