A few years ago, my brother Jason (now known as Dip, formerly known as Jeff*) and his friend Mr. Sleepy Pants decided to run a race in San Francisco. I don’t remember what the race was called, but we called it the “Soup Loop,” for some reason. I think it had something to do with Chris Johnson.
The race is a one mile loop, that people run for 24 straight hours.
I came along, even though I didn’t run. I went to document the trip. It all went really poorly.
*I was also known as Jeff at the time. Please disregard my multiple eyebrow piercings and my brother’s stupid beard.