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I’m Retiring From Twitter Because I Cannot Top This Tweet

I wrote the following tweet last night, and between my brother and I, we decided it was the best I could do.

Because of this, I’m never tweeting again. I’m going to go out on top.

To be clear, I was never aiming for this to happen, it just did. Farewell Twitter!

I am not ending my campaign against Dippin’ Dots though.


Well this happened:

And I lost it, and this happened:

So I’m back. Who had 1pm in the pool?

  • Tara L. Gontek


  • James Beale

    I think everyone has a choice: you can either believe that dippin dots are headed towards ice cream supremacy, or that the long arc of the moral universe bends toward justice. Not both. Never both.

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