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Putting Together The Pieces Of Coffee Dad’s Son’s Death

You know Coffee Dad (@coffee_dad). I retweet him even though you already follow him. He’s the top-of-the-line Twitter account that gives us gems like this:

But sometimes, like today, Coffee Dad gets serious. He speaks of his son’s untimely death. Like here:

What I think we can ascertain from his tweets about his son, is that his death was motorcycle related, his son was married, and Dad takes some responsibility.

I’d like to solve the mystery of Coffee Son’s death. Respectfully, of course.

Some notes here: as Steve McDonald (@_spmcdonald) points out, his son’s birthday is 7/17 (could someone search relevant records?), and it seems like 580 or so of Coffee Dad’s 586 tweets are coffee related.

*UPDATE* We’ve got more. Matt (@shmeelz) found this article about a man who is upset about the death of his son, who was killed in a motorcycle accident. It doesn’t end there. This was the last tweet from @CoffeeDadsSon, and it happened on March 16th:

https://twitter.com/coffeedadsson/status/180779672076951552

The rest of the tweets about Coffee Dad’s son:

  • http://twitter.com/soundofphilly soundofphilly

    I think I’m going to cry

  • http://twitter.com/HummerX Fake Name Jones

    I think Coffee Dad may have had an affair with his sons wife, then coffee son found out and got pissed and drove away on his motorcycle, and then he got in an accident and died

  • hangthadj

    How dare you, Fake Name Jones!

  • teamcinnamon

    Love how ‘murder’ was a tag on this post.

  • 311

    Maybe he’s a fake

    • Captain Obvious

      No shit? Hahaha of course it’s fake. It’s, nonetheless, interesting.

  • Mazurjosh

    A newer one from October 26 says:
    “do you know what my son is being for halloween? a ghost, because he decided to drink and drive.”

  • truthism

    Cunts.

  • StuckInOhio

    The coffee dads son account isn’t real. It’s just some kid, who has been tweeting again lately.

    • spikeeskin

      the post is satire.

  • Marc

    Missed off the classic but sadly deleted “drinking coffee from my dead sons skull”

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