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Call Me Maybe Alternate Endings

Who is Carly Rae Jespen talking to in “Call Me Maybe?”

I’m sorry for writing this, but here are a few different versions if she met different people, or was in a different situation. I just needed a 12 minute break from talking about Kris Humphries.

Feel free to add your own.

If she met Martin Scorsese:

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, Martin Scorsese.

If she’s been spending a lot of time on Netflix:

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I just watched Ghost, love Patrick Swayze.

If she met DeSean Jackson:

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, not at OTA’s? You sure are lazy.

If she met Abraham Lincoln:

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, abolish slavery.

If she had just been hit in the head really hard:

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, who are you again? My memory’s hazy.

 

 

 

  • Bertalert101

    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I just took bath salts, your face looks tasty

    • spikeeskin

      hahaha amazing

  • sj

    Shows up unexpectedly at your Thanksgiving dinner:

    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I’ve got hunger, so pass the gravy.

    • spikeeskin

      Another strong one.

  • Hammer

    She joins the armed forces

    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy ,so you love seamen, join the navy.

  • http://twitter.com/ThisPhillyFan Martin Guenther

    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I am a streaker, bro please don’t tase me.

  • http://twitter.com/kynarrrd Kyle Nardine

    Meets Dwight Howard

    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I’m your head coach, Don’t fire me maybe.

    • spikeeskin

      Hahahah nice!

  • Rickyricardon

    Shes a germ freak…
    Hey, i just met u, and this is crazy , here’s some Sanitizer cause you sound nasally.

  • Anonymouse

    She meets Andy Reid
    Hey, I just met you, and you are crazy, fire juan castillo, give the ball to shady

  • macd41144

    She meets the Luries…
    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, your marriage is over, like Tom and Katie

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